I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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