White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I want a musical about memes.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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