11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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