Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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