hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Never joke about your clitoris.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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