They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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