Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
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