# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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