I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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