You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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