I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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