Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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