I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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