You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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