Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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