Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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