just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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