Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
