Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Randomize
