this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
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