I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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