she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
there was a trapeze. enough said
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
No subtext here. People are naked.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
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