I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
wow bdsm is so cute
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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