If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
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