im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
We left an ass print on the piano.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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