she looked like the bat from fern gully.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
i think im in europe. pls send help
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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