Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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