I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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