What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
