Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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