BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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