clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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