clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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