O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Randomize
