i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Randomize
