Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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