Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
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