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is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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