Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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