I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
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