Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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