I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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