Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(650): View more from California

Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.

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(586): View more from Michigan

You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.

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(209): View more from California

I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.

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(305): View more from Florida

i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.

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(816): View more from Missouri

She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"

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Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?

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(585): View more from New York

Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.

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(614): View more from Ohio

I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."

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(479): View more from Arkansas

Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore

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