God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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