you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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