She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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