Yo dont text me then not text me
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Randomize
