Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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