so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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