Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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