Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
