you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
