Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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